Local Business Showcase - Failed Ad Slogans


By Bub 

Wonder Bread - "The poor man's birthday cake"

Veggie Tales - "Because talking vegetables are easier to swallow than Christianity"

Kraft Singles - "Suspiciously cheesy"

Segregationist Tyler Perry Brand Water Fountains - "For Colored Girls Only"

Old Spice - "Slightly rotted"

Hungry Hungry Hippos - "Delight at their starvation"

Denny's - "We know what you've been up to"

Trojan Brand Condoms - "Not just for penises anymore"

R.C. Cola - "Racist's Choice"

Air Tran - "We mechanize the Bernoulli Principle so you don't have to"

Caribou Coffee - "Too good for elk"

Oral B - "Our toothbrushes have never sponsored terrorism"

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3 comments:

  1. How could these be failed? Tomorrow I am going to start my day with coffee that is too good for elk, then rub on some Old Spice after I brush my teeth with an Oral B before I catch my AirTran flight on which they will serve Kraft Singles and Wonder Bread sandwiches with Racist's Choice while I watch Veggie Tales on my laptop before I go to watch a live taping of Segregationist Tyler Perry Brand Water Fountains - The Show! Later at Denny's I will play a round of Hungry Hungry Hippos before putting my leftovers in some Trojan magnums and heading home to do it all over again the next day.

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  2. Andy needs to comment on the Air Tran one.

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