Hi guys! I'm sure we have all heard the news by now, Osama bin Laden is dead. The war on terror has finally ended. Just think, a week ago everybody was asking Presiden Obama to show us his birth certificate. He has proven that he is the most American person to have ever lived by killing Osama bin Laden. Here are some thoughts on September 11th, 2001, the war on terror, terrorism in general and the stars and stripes.
-I will never forget where I was when 9/11 happened. I was getting my tires rotated and the guy was trying to cheat me out of money.
-Everybody was really scared of being terrorized, but nobody was, except for all that anthrax, if that even counts.
-President Bush was a bad president, if you ask me. Sorry if that is a bit controversial or overly political for you.
-They said the war was over oil, but the World Trade Center wasn't made out of oil, was it?
-If oil is so crude, why do we even want it in the first place?
-They say that you are rewarded with virgins when you go to heaven in the muslim faith. Who would ever want that?
-The American flag is the only piece of cloth I look at reverently.
-Osama bin Laden killed a lot of people. More than even Godzilla did, but I was still way more afraid of a Godzilla attack than a terrorist attack.
-You still hear a lot about terrorism, but you almost never hear about kids jumpin' rope. Seems like our priorities might be a little out of whack.
-Airline security has gotten pretty bad since September 11th, 2001, but it's still not as bad as the food they serve on flights, or so I have heard.
-I do not regret buying all of this Osama bin Laden toilet paper. It's going to skyrocket in price now!
-What do you think bin Laden's favorite food was? I think it was Spaghetti-o's, but I might just be projecting.
-I will never forget where I was when I heard that Osama bin Laden was dead. I was watching clips of Mama's Family on YouTube.