They should call Diet Squirt liquid courage. You have to be courageous to drink it--it tastes terrible!
Yeah, I've seen Kiss in concert.
This cloud looks like a fish.
Little House on the Prairie is a good show.
Aerosmith should write more songs about colors.
Sharks are stupid.
Let Cuba deal with all this toxic waste.
I don't think I'd eat koala meat. They are just too cute.
The Rock is a good comedy actor.
I am a fan of religion and even I think it's a bit much to say "God bless you" when somebody sneezes.
Everybody in the FBI's last name is either "Smith" or "Johnson." I wonder if they're all related.
Getting drunk always looks like fun in Jackie Chan movies.
Birds can be annoying.
Cartoon wolves are so horny. I don't know about real wolves.
Pink lemonade is too strong for me. I'll just stick to the yellow kind.