Life with Mikey #96

By Mikey 

They should call Diet Squirt liquid courage. You have to be courageous to drink it--it tastes terrible!

Yeah, I've seen Kiss in concert.

This cloud looks like a fish.

Little House on the Prairie is a good show.

Aerosmith should write more songs about colors.

Sharks are stupid.

Let Cuba deal with all this toxic waste.

I don't think I'd eat koala meat. They are just too cute.

The Rock is a good comedy actor.

I am a fan of religion and even I think it's a bit much to say "God bless you" when somebody sneezes.

Everybody in the FBI's last name is either "Smith" or "Johnson." I wonder if they're all related.

Getting drunk always looks like fun in Jackie Chan movies.

Birds can be annoying.

Cartoon wolves are so horny. I don't know about real wolves.

Pink lemonade is too strong for me. I'll just stick to the yellow kind.

1 comment:

  1. Kiss is terrible, but people from your generation love them. They're the ICP of your time and the Kiss Army are the Juggalos.