Why do they call it starved rock? Rocks don't eat.
What does a scallop look like when it's alive?
Outside of the carts I just don't see the appeal of golf.
How can Goofy and Pluto both be dogs? Goofy wears clothes and is human-like and Pluto is like a regular Earth dog. It doesn't make any darn sense.
I like to quote the Three Stooges when I can.
Life jackets need to be more stylish.
Ziggy should be on a stamp.
What is so silly about copying comics and bouncing?
Ritz is the king of crackers. Rice crackers are the court jester.
Are we still allowed to call it Indian corn?