Life with Mikey #99

By Mikey

Why do they call it starved rock? Rocks don't eat.

What does a scallop look like when it's alive?

Outside of the carts I just don't see the appeal of golf.

How can Goofy and Pluto both be dogs? Goofy wears clothes and is human-like and Pluto is like a regular Earth dog. It doesn't make any darn sense.

I like to quote the Three Stooges when I can.

Life jackets need to be more stylish.

Ziggy should be on a stamp.

What is so silly about copying comics and bouncing?

Ritz is the king of crackers. Rice crackers are the court jester.

Are we still allowed to call it Indian corn?