Lifetime is planning on making a remake of “Steel Magnolias” with an all black cast.
has shelved it’s huge hit show “The New Girl” in order to lengthen “The
X-Factor.” This is how to run a successful network, NBC.
Simpsons” has been renewed for two more seasons. It will now hit
season 25. Good news if you like to laugh and aren’t an unnecessary
Roseanne has landed a series on NBC called “Downwardly Mobile.” It’s on NBC so you know it will get great ratings.
Netflix has murdered Qwickster.
has ordered six additional scripts for “Happy Endings.” So season 2 of
“Happy Endings” will not quite be a full season, but around 19
Oh shit. Fred Durst received a starring role in an ABC sitcom. The only thing this makes me want to break is a television set!
Movies Out Today
- A town without dancing? Now I’ve heard everything--TWICE! Another
remake in Hollywood’s long-running series of remakes of films people
pretty much aren’t watching any way. This is getting good reviews, but
guess what else got good reviews: Footloose, the original movie.
Thing - Remake-o-rama. John Carpenter’s biopic of Thing from
“The Addams Family” gets a big screen remake. What’s the point? Why
see either of these god damned movies? Our country has no money and
five wars, so let’s pay $15 to see a movie we could rent a better
version of in the cinema. If Public Enemy’s hit song “Burn Hollywood
Burn” was about these remakes instead of Hollywood’s racism, it’d still
be a relevant song. Tyler Perry negated its meaning.
happy about “The Simpsons,” of course. Interested in this Roseanne
sitcom, though it will probably be horrible. Glad that “Happy Endings”
got six more episodes. It’s a pretty good show. Why is Fred Durst
getting sitcom work? Fuck Fred Durst.
See ya next time, kids.