Life with Mikey #106

By Mikey

I hate when poems don't rhyme.

I wonder what Helen Hung is up to.  Anybody know?

311 haven't had a hit for a while.  They're due for one.

I only take the New Testament literally.

Sheila E. was a star that burned too bright.

The guy who ate flowers in Little Shop of Horrors might have been onto something, but I'm not about to eat flowers no matter what star rating he gives them.

Having a dishwasher is better than having x-ray vision, I bet.

Gomez Adams is bilingual.

I would eat a crumpet, but I certainly wouldn't be happy about it.

I can't wait to take my son to a baseball game.  It's the only place you can get a decent hotdog, but boy, do you have to pay for it.

1 comment:

  1. I hope you choke on that hot dog you cheap asshole!