Untertainment Weakly (5-25-12)

By Jake

Dan Harmon is leaving “Community” as the showrunner, but writer Megan Ganz has signed on for the 13 episode season.

There will be a Maggie Simpson short before “Ice Age: Continental Drift.”

Will Forte, John Solomon and Jorma Toccone are trying to get a “MacGruber” sequel off of the ground.  For those of you who have not seen it, “MacGruber” is a very funny film.

Gary Oldman has joined “Robocop.”

For some reason there is talk of making an “In the Army Now” sequel starring Pauley Shore.

Zoe Saldana has joined “Machete Kills.”

“G.I. Joe: Retaliation” has been pushed back to 2013.  

HBO is developing a comedy series by Charlie Kaufman and to star Catherine Keener.

Kevin Smith is developing a series for Hulu called “Spoilers.”  It will most likely be juvenile and shitty.

Kim Kardashian was named the hottest woman in the world by Zoo Magazine.  Mr. Ed was named hottest horse.

“Dog The Bounty Hunter” has been canceled.  When asked for a comment, he merely barked and played dead.

Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy will star in a buddy cop comedy.

Charlize Theron is campaigning for a cameo/small role in the upcoming “Arrested Development” film.

Matthew Perry Watch

Matthew Perry has gone into his fortress of solitude to prepare for his new series “Go On.”  We can all just hope that a meteor does not threaten to collide with Earth while he meditates and gets into character for his new role.

Movies Out This Weekend

Men in Black III - Why?  Why the fuck would you go see MIB III?  Are you mentally deranged?  Developmentally disabled?  Drunk and wondered into the wrong theater?  Are you seeing it ironically?  Are you Josh Brolin’s biggest fan?  Why in the hell would you see this film?  It has to be terrible.  Have you seen the trailer?  WIll Smith goes back in time to fight aliens.  That doesn’t even make sense.  Fuck you if you see this movie.

Chernobyl Diaries - What the fuck is this movie?  Some kind of horror movie or a dystopian version of “The Diary of Anne Frank”?  Maybe “The Diary of Anne Frank” is dystopian in the first place.  I have never heard of this movie and I have never heard of anybody in it.

Movies I Watched This Week

The Dictator 7/10

The Wonderful and Wild Whites 6/10

Die Hard 10/10

Song of the Week

Nas is my favorite rapper.  This is his most outrageous song.  It is stupid, but also glorious.  It takes an old hip hop trope (making a Frankenstein monster out of the various parts of famous females) and puts it over an amazing beat.