Untertainment Weakly (6-22-12)

By Jake

Jay Leno and Andy Samberg shared a kiss on “The Tonight Show.”

Bristol Palin’s reality show “Bristol Palin: Life’s a Tripp” bombed in the ratings.  Nobody gives a shit about Bristol Palin and her mom is a grade-B MILF at best.

There is going to be an “Entourage” movie.  Hopefully they play golf in it.

“Pan Am,” the ABC show, has been canceled.

Rob Zombie is going to make a bullshit hockey movie.

The “Dumb and Dumber” sequel is dead.

20th Century FOX is attempting to make a “Sesame Street” movie.

Justin Timberlake is rumored for a “Baywatch” movie.  ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzz...

“Community” won best comedy at the Critics Choice Awards.

There’s a Spice Girls documentary in the works.

Ted Shuttleworth, the writer of episodes of “NYPD Blue,” punched his poodle in the head so hard that it died.

Jonah Hill has joined Tarrantino’s “Django: Unchained.”

Matthew Perry Watch

Our favorite show, “Friends,” is being remastered for Blu-Ray!

Movies Out This Weekend
Brave - A cartoon version the baseball team “The Braves.”  Takes place in Ireland, due to Major League Baseball copyright infringement.  They play baseball against dragons.

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter - Here’s a test to see if you’re an idiot: do you want to see this movie?  If you answered yes, then you are an idiot.  It looks like a real piece of shit.

Seeking a Friend for the End of the World - I was hoping to see this flick today, but it’s not playing in the local cinema.  Instead, I have to stay home and watch “Shallow Hal” again.  And I hated that movie!  This movie looks like it could potentially be pretty funny.  

Movies I Watched This Week
Shallow Hal 3/10
Your Highness 5/10
Idiocracy 6.5/10
Beethoven’s 2nd 4/10
The Other Guys 6/10
Just Go With It 6/10
The Hangover 2 5.5/10

Song of the Week


  1. You watched 'Shallow Hal'. Voluntarily. You do not get to call me an idiot for wanting to see 'Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter'. I wouldn't spend money on it but I'd see it.

    Good article, btw.

  2. I could be talked into downloading for free Abraham Lincoln vampire hunter but I wouldn't pay to see it. I wouldn't pay to see shallow Hal either tho. Even though I love tony Roberts.

  3. I'm not sold on Seeking A Friend especially because I heard there's no nudity.


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