John Candy never phoned it in like the actors of today.
Why would a robot turn into a car? Robots are better than cars.
What's worse than a talent show? Practically nothing.
Johnny Carson had more class than Jay Leno, but Leno is funnier.
I wish there was more science in Casper the Friendly Ghost.
I would never touch a tombstone or go near a grave.
Road rage is a serious problem and I'm surprised there's no pill for it.
Who decided the number 2 pencil was the standard? I'd like to shake their hand.
When was the last time you ate a Carmello?
Whoever thought up meatballs is a genius.
Why don't more foods come in buckets?
Jay Leno sucks.
ReplyDeletethanks Mikey!
ReplyDeleteLeno DOES suck but the Leno Writers Room Twitter (https://twitter.com/LenoWritersRoom/) is the best account
ReplyDeleteYou don't like talent shows because they remind you how worthless you are Mikey! You're even racist against cars!!
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