Life with Mikey #108

By Mikey



John Candy never phoned it in like the actors of today.

Why would a robot turn into a car?  Robots are better than cars.

What's worse than a talent show?  Practically nothing.

Johnny Carson had more class than Jay Leno, but Leno is funnier.

I wish there was more science in Casper the Friendly Ghost.

I would never touch a tombstone or go near a grave.

Road rage is a serious problem and I'm surprised there's no pill for it.

Who decided the number 2 pencil was the standard?  I'd like to shake their hand.

When was the last time you ate a Carmello?

Whoever thought up meatballs is a genius.

Why don't more foods come in buckets?

4 comments:

  1. JakeJuly 31, 2012 at 11:06 AM

    Jay Leno sucks.

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  2. John Candy's GhostJuly 31, 2012 at 11:12 AM

    thanks Mikey!

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  3. GlennJuly 31, 2012 at 11:14 AM

    Leno DOES suck but the Leno Writers Room Twitter (https://twitter.com/LenoWritersRoom/) is the best account

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  4. BubAugust 5, 2012 at 6:23 PM

    You don't like talent shows because they remind you how worthless you are Mikey! You're even racist against cars!!

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