Untertainment Weakly (8-10-12)

By Jake

Heather Graham is returning to the “Hangover” franchise for the final entry in the trilogy.

“Bill & Ted 3” has attached director Dean Parisot.

FX has ordered a Cold War spy series starring Keri Russell.

Bob Hoskins has announced his retirement due to Parkinson’s diesease.

Ben Affleck is rumored to be the director of “The Justice League.”

Joss Whedon is confirmed for “The Avengers 2.”

Kevin Costner is in talks to reboot the Jack Ryan series.

Paramount has ordered a James Bond spoof from Sacha Baron Cohen.  This is the one millionth James Bond spoof!

There is an “Archer” and “Bob’s Burgers” cross-over episode coming.

Lindsey Lohan and Charlie Sheen have joined “Scary Movie 5.”  Everybody who sees this movie will die.

Matthew Perry Watch

The preview of “Go On” that aired this week drew in 16 million people.  Way to go, Matty.

Movies Out This Weekend
The Campaign - Will Farrell and Zack Galifianakis star as opposing candidates running for some office.  The trailer looked funny and it has a 65% on Rotten Tomatoes.  I’m sure this will be a big hit.

The Bourne Legacy - More like the boring legacy, am I right?  These movies are fucking boring.

Movies I Watched This Week
Basic Instinct 7/10 A hilariously terrible movie, that is also good.  The dialogue is ridiculous, but the cinematography is beautiful.  Delightfully vapid.
Helldriver 6.5/10 A japanese zombie movie where blood sprays like a geyser every 10 seconds.
This Means War 2/10 Awful.
I’m Gonna Get You Sucka 8/10 A great send up of blaxploitation movies.

Song of the Week


  1. James Bond IS a spoof! I MISSED 'GO ON' ON WEDNESDAY!! I had to hide in a bunker all week due to the government siege on Aleppo!!!

  2. The Bourne movies are not boring if you like action or chases or fighting or Matt Damon!

    Dakota Fanning is starring in the reboot of Hangover slated to come out in 2005, before the first Hangover.


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