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Fuck you @rspwfaq . You can suck my dick and you're too fat to even see your dick.
— Linda McMahon (@RealLinda2012) November 7, 2012
Got a rock hard election boner.
— jakefm (@jakefm) November 6, 2012
Changing all of my "Who Farted?" shirts and hats to "Who Voted?" for tomorrow.
— jakefm (@jakefm) November 6, 2012
don't blame me i voted for a stack of evil sentient cash money fucking a pizza covered in the cured meats of many endangered species while a
— ryan woodsmall (@rwoodsmall) November 6, 2012
President Anime... the Bad Guy Country has dubs! We must launch our imported subs as soon as possible!!!
— ryan woodsmall (@rwoodsmall) November 6, 2012
Pizza For President!
— ryan woodsmall (@rwoodsmall) November 6, 2012
obama plz send drone to get me hot nudes of my fave celebs. plz do a good thing for once w/your drone. where r the nudes obama. where r they
— a love-shy teen (@bryanrh) November 6, 2012
Mort Cromley lost president and now serve sentence in Gitmo.
— jakefm (@jakefm) November 7, 2012
LOL RT @melissajoanhart have a good healthcare system that works& choose not to continue on the path of the last 4 years! #RomneyRyan2012
— glenn (@glenn_ebooks) November 6, 2012
RT @melissajoanhart hey world, Clarissa here.Vote against that dark skinned Muslim and Sam will climb his ladder again! #RomneyRyan2012
— glenn (@glenn_ebooks) November 6, 2012
RT @melissajoanhart on the next episode of M&J, I find myself in hot water when I'm raped - will my body reject the pregnancy? #GOP2012!
— glenn (@glenn_ebooks) November 6, 2012
I can't stop crying.America died.
— Victoria Jackson (@vicjackshow) November 7, 2012
Congratulations, You Just Ruined America
— Leno Writer's Room (@LenoWritersRoom) November 7, 2012
we will now begin executing anyone who made a "binders full of big birds" joke in the streets, in their homes, in the fields and in the seas
— ryan woodsmall (@rwoodsmall) November 7, 2012
URGENT: COMRADE OBAMA YOU MAY NOW REVEAL OUR UNDERGROUND SOCIALIST SECRET GOVERNMENT, TROTSKY BE WITH YOU
— a love-shy teen (@bryanrh) November 7, 2012
I missed the victory speech so did Obama bring out a still living Osama as secretary of defense b/c if not some people are INORDINATELY mad.
— a love-shy teen (@bryanrh) November 7, 2012
Ahhh, a second term. Barack Obama's serpent tongue flicks between his lips. Time to reveal the Snake Agenda & convert us all to Hisstianity
— Patricia Lockwood (@TriciaLockwood) November 7, 2012
obana stop taking my nintendo zapper guns im wanna pretend 2b a 90s tween forever and typeing "butt boobs" into lyco's
— God Is Real Horby (@grifteezy) November 7, 2012
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