By Glenn and Jake
A lot of awful things happened in 2012 and even worse things are underway so far in 2013. We hear about it this all the time from the Innuit-run media, but don't you wish you could hear some of the good news for once? Last year we compiled some good news headlines that made our readers smile, if only for one day. Fighting the old adage "if it bleeds, it leads," please read the following recent good news headlines. They will certainly make you smile and maybe do a spit-up if you're an 8 month old baby.
Online Dating Still The Best Way To Meet People
Millions of Bangladeshis Survive Factory Work Every Day
Your Parents Remain Alive
Death Rate From Time Traveling Murderers Still Zero
Cat Videos Now More Popular Than All News Sites Combined
Jennifer Lawrence Making Money, Movies
Real Dolls Coming To Life, Falling In Love With 'Owners'
Former Vice President Dick Cheney Dies
Courtney Love Admits Killing Husband, John Candy in 1994
Rob Van Dam (RVD) Returns to WWE
Racist Film "The Lone Ranger" a Box Office Bomb
There is a Chance the NSA is not Spying on You
Anything Can be Made into a Bong
Doctors Find Drugs to be Fun
George Zimmerman Acquitted
New Facebook Changes Described As "Not That Bad"
Vegetables: Good for You, Delicious
Most People Still Capable Of At Least Loving Animals
New Rumors of Oasis Reunion
One Year in Texas to Celebrate Five Year Anniversary This January