Showing posts with label good news. Show all posts
Showing posts with label good news. Show all posts

More Good News!

By Glenn and Jake

A lot of awful things happened in 2012 and even worse things are underway so far in 2013.  We hear about it this all the time from the Innuit-run media, but don't you wish you could hear some of the good news for once?  Last year we compiled some good news headlines that made our readers smile, if only for one day.  Fighting the old adage "if it bleeds, it leads," please read the following recent good news headlines.  They will certainly make you smile and maybe do a spit-up if you're an 8 month old baby.

Online Dating Still The Best Way To Meet People

Millions of Bangladeshis Survive Factory Work Every Day

Your Parents Remain Alive

Death Rate From Time Traveling Murderers Still Zero

Cat Videos Now More Popular Than All News Sites Combined

Jennifer Lawrence Making Money, Movies

Real Dolls Coming To Life, Falling In Love With 'Owners'

Former Vice President Dick Cheney Dies

Courtney Love Admits Killing Husband, John Candy in 1994

Rob Van Dam (RVD) Returns to WWE

Racist Film "The Lone Ranger" a Box Office Bomb

There is a Chance the NSA is not Spying on You

Anything Can be Made into a Bong

Doctors Find Drugs to be Fun

George Zimmerman Acquitted

New Facebook Changes Described As "Not That Bad"

Vegetables: Good for You, Delicious

Most People Still Capable Of At Least Loving Animals

New Rumors of Oasis Reunion

One Year in Texas to Celebrate Five Year Anniversary This January

The Good News (From Around the World)

By Jake and Glenn

It's a rare condition, this day and age, to read any good news on the newspaper page. Love and tradition of the grand design - some people say it's even harder to find. But don’t despair; here comes Jake and Glenn, the “good news” pair!  Check out some positive headlines we’ve pulled from around the world.

All-You-Can-Eat Chinese Buffet Lives up to its Promise

Library Forgives Overdue Fines

“Austin Powers” and “Borat” Quotes at Record Low

Hitler Still Dead

Jay Leno’s “Headlines” shows Waning Popularity Among the Elderly

Games on Smart Phones Help Relieve Boredom

Movie Industry Thrives with Sequels, Remakes and Comic Book Adaptations

First Biracial President Still Not Assassinated

Papercuts Happening Less Often Across All Ages

Mistletoe-related Sexual Harassment Lawsuits Down During Summer Months

Another Year, Another Olympics Not Overtaken by Palestinian Nationalists

Congress Passes Law Mandating South Park Continue Until 2035

Real Ghost Activity Still at Zero

Your Favorite Band Reuniting for Summer Festival Circuit

Your Parents Love You

Most Bosses Running Even Later Than Employees for Meeting

The Internet: A Great Place to Sell Back Issues of Archie Comics

“Beach” Pictures on Facebook Up 34% Since Last Year

Dog Rescues Wagon Full of Babies

Your Husband Chose Not to Cheat

Most Mosquitoes Moving Away From Blood Sucking

Will Smith Releases New Single