Showing posts with label Sharia Law. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sharia Law. Show all posts

One Year In Texas Talk 8-26-10

By Nate



One Year In Texas Talk is an answering machine we have set up to our OYIT hotline. Please call in and leave an anonymous message. If we deem it worthy, it will show up in this weekly piece. Tell us what's on your mind. It doesn't even have to pertain to the website!

The answer to world peace is smiling kids pictures

Yes, I wanted to call about the little kid's pictures in the paper. There are people who have called in to my paper saying they do not like the kid's pictures. I think having those pictures is great, I hope they continue to print the pictures of the little kids. With all the things that are wrong with the world today, I think that everybody should be happy to see little kid's pictures in their newspaper. So keep the little kid's pictures in the paper. Thank you.

Everybody wants on the No Call List, but not the No Fly List.

I am so glad this primary election is over with. I got so disgusted with phone calls from all the politicians callings. I am on a "No Call" list. Why are politicians allowed to call? Keep putting children's pictures in the newspaper. What better could be in our newspaper than those smiling children? Thank you.

This is America; print the Koran in English!"

Is the inclusion of the mosque across the street from where 9/11 occurred Freedom of Religion in America, or is it the subjugation by another religion of American principles? Sharia Law, footwashers, prayer rugs, separate gym facilities for female and male Muslim students. The list goes on here in America, and Muslims have been at least 120 years, in their words, why haven't we heard about all of these problems they are having within society now or before? Sadly, I truthfully, I believe it is subjugation of their will which is their actual plan. Get an English Koran and find out for yourself. You will be surprised, terribly surprised.

What's Love got to do with it?

With the ruling of the California court, striking down the rights of heterosexual couples to marry one man, one woman, it is now time for those marrying multiple has happened a lot in Utah and all of these other organizations like NAMBLA and everybody else to rush forward and make sure that their deviant lifestyles are protected under the law, just opened the floodgate of the gravity and make sure that everyone can sleep with elephants, dogs, wolves, lambs, and Mongrelize marriage because as the gays and lesbians are not truthful about their reasons for wanting to marry, it is nothing about equality, it is about power and money for corporations, insurance companies, and yes, even the federal government and Social Security Administration, to pay out huge insurance claims, moneys for spousal rights under Social Security. It has nothing to do about love or society's need for two different parents raising children, but then again, who says you have to be truthful when it comes to marriage?

Put me behind the gun!

As a past American veteran, I will say this. I will make it short. That PFC that gave away all of those classified documents should be put up against the wall and shot. As least his death wold be quicker than those put under the gun - his brothers, civilians - people such as that who work honorably with America, so yes, put me behind the gun, I will put him out of his misery faster and more humanely than he will be doing to his brothers in arms, and yes, I believe that anyone else found doing the leaks, including the Wikileaks person needs to be put up against the wall as an example so it will never, never happen again. They forget we are at war and they should go back and use the war powers act to kill a few of these lying, thieving brothers.

Welcome to Obama's childless America

Yeah, I was wondering what we're gonna do about the population in this country. It's getting out of control. How are we gonna keep paying for all these government handouts as the country gets bigger? We don't have room. We don'at have the resources. And China and India are gonna take us over by sheer numbers! If we can't maintain our population, then we can't defeat them. We need to get this country down to 1950's levels. Kick out all the immigrants. Kick out all the welfare babies and anchor babies. If you can;t care for them yourself, they're out. We need to kick out all the Mormons and their multiple wives and multiple children practices. When is it going to stop, people?

Substitute Good Morning Post

By Nate 

Good morning, readers! I bet you were expecting Jake/Ingrid/Maddie/Glenn/Katy this morning, but he/she was too hungover/committed suicide/froze to death in North Dakota/had an existential break down and couldn't write one. On behalf of OYIT, I would like to offer him/her some aspirin/our condolences/an ice pick/a swift kick in the pants.

Today's Weather:

Since this is a substitute GM post, and I have no idea when it will post, I'd say my prediction is at least half as good as any fancy-pants weather man out there considering the effects of El Nino, Global Warming, and China's weather controlling machine.

Today, most of you will have a clear to cloudy day which may later turn to rain or clear off. Depending on the relative temperature, you may experience a blizzard or a flood, if you haven't already been frozen to death in North Dakota.

Tonight, it will be dark.

Today's Music Video:

Brother Ali's very uplifting song "Fresh Air"


If you haven't noticed by now, Ali is a white, albino rapper from the Twin Cities, but he actually struggles with his identity. Due to his weight and albinism, he was ridiculed and shunned from white circles in school and hung out with the black crowd where he felt more accepted. When he was breaking out on the indie-rap scene, music reporters assumed he was black due to his vocal stylings and his assumed Islam-inspired name. Ali let them report he was black at the time, but now almost regrets the decision.

If I were a music reporter, I could understand the confusion considering Congressman Keith Ellison, a black Muslim, was elected in a non-majority minority district near Minneapolis-St. Paul.

Today's Gimmick Twitter Account:

The Mime! Here is a classic tweet from The Mime:

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2:40 PM Jan 29th from Birdhouse


Solid! He doesn't say much, but he's always reliable for a good laugh and provides an excellent perspective on cyber-life.

Today's Devotional:

I know I can't make it through my day without starting it with a cup of Folgers and a few minutes with The Lord. Today's verse comes from First John, Chapter 4, verse 18:

18 There is no fear in love, but perfect love casts out fear. For fear has to do with punishment, and whoever fears has not been perfected in love.


I think God is trying to tell me that I shouldn't be afraid to lose my virginity, and when I have lost my virginity, I shouldn't fear because then I will be a Real Man. He also says I shouldn't get into BDS&M, though, because it is not Manly and will cause me to be afraid again.

I think.

What do you think?

Like the Constitution, I view the Bible as a "Living Document" that is up for interpretation. Let me know your interpretation in the comment section!

Today's Non-Weather Prediction:

Today, Jake/Ingrid/Maddie/Glenn/Katy will recover from the hangover/come back to life after three days like Jesus/star in a remake of Encino Man/move to a remote pond in New England to write a book. While at the pond, he/she will experience great precipitation relative to their climate and there will either be small animals caught up in hail stones or small animals caught up in a great flood. DAMN YOU, CHINA!!!

After the blizzard/flood, humanity will be in disarray. Brother Ali and Keith Ellison will be elected president on the Death to America ticket, narrowly defeating corporate ticket of Twitter/The Mime (he just couldn't articulate his platform!) The living documents The Constitution and The Bible will die and be replaced by Sharia Law and the Koran. Everyone will convert to Islam and assume an Arabic name upon losing their virginity and becoming a Real Man or Woman. And BDS&M will become the official sport of Obama's post-apocalyptic America.