Life with Mikey [2-4-09]

By Mikey

Hi, this is Mikey again. I'm back by popular demand for more of my unique musings. I hope you enjoy them.

• Is it just me or is Bill Cosby a nicely dressed human being? Sweaters are very nice, yet casual.
  
  
• Who invented shuffle board? Probably a genius!
  
  
• How do you get a rootbeer float not to fizz up? I hate that. Please leave comments to help me solve this problem.
  
  
• The first vacation I ever took was to Disney World in Florida. Or is it Disney Land? I think they should rename them Disney California and Disney Florida just so we can keep them straight!
  
  
• When was the last time you skipped rocks? I haven't in a long a time.
  
  
• Sugar is bad for your teeth, but that doesn't stop us from eating it. Maybe they could make sugar that is good for your teeth.
  
  
• Whatever happened to that guy who was really popular in 16 Candles? It seemed like his career was going to soar.
  
  
• I once read in a magazine that humans share 97% of their DNA with chimpanzees. I think the movie Ed with Matt LeBlanc is funny, but I'm not ready to start hanging out with monkeys.
  
  
• I bet they had some really good food at the Last Supper.
  
  
• When I buy shoes I like to wear them all day long to make them comfortable quicker.
  
  
• I don't see a lot of "awards movies" these days because I think they're depressing. When I go to a movie I want to laugh and that's why I'm excited to see Pink Panther 2.
  
  
• I never gamble.
  
  
• Suge Knight is a very scary individual. I wouldn't want to cross his path.
  
  
• What white people did to the Native Americans was not very fair.
  
  
• I think Clint Eastwood is the best actor ever.
  
  
• I'll take casual dress over casual sex any day of the week, thank you very much!
  
  
• Mt. Rushmore is a really cool sculpture.
  
  
• Although I've never really liked riding horses, I think the horse that threw off Christopher Reeve and paralyzed him should have been arrested.
  
  
• Onions don't make me cry, but when I hear about people dying that does.
  
  
• I'd pay good money to see Hall, but I'd never want to see Oates.
  
  
• Punk rock was a little too rude for my taste.
  
  
• Sprite is my kind of soda: lemon and lime. That's an unbeatable combination.
  
  
• Grease 2 was not even close to being as good as the original Grease.
  
  
• Telling lies is never okay. Unless it's to your boss.