Life with Mikey [2-4-09]

By Mikey

Hi, this is Mikey again. I'm back by popular demand for more of my unique musings. I hope you enjoy them.

  • Is it just me or is Bill Cosby a nicely dressed human being? Sweaters are very nice, yet casual.

  • Who invented shuffle board? Probably a genius!

  • How do you get a rootbeer float not to fizz up? I hate that. Please leave comments to help me solve this problem.

  • The first vacation I ever took was to Disney World in Florida. Or is it Disney Land? I think they should rename them Disney California and Disney Florida just so we can keep them straight!

  • When was the last time you skipped rocks? I haven't in a long a time.

  • Sugar is bad for your teeth, but that doesn't stop us from eating it. Maybe they could make sugar that is good for your teeth.

  • Whatever happened to that guy who was really popular in 16 Candles? It seemed like his career was going to soar.

  • I once read in a magazine that humans share 97% of their DNA with chimpanzees. I think the movie Ed with Matt LeBlanc is funny, but I'm not ready to start hanging out with monkeys.

  • I bet they had some really good food at the Last Supper.

  • When I buy shoes I like to wear them all day long to make them comfortable quicker.

  • I don't see a lot of "awards movies" these days because I think they're depressing. When I go to a movie I want to laugh and that's why I'm excited to see Pink Panther 2.

  • I never gamble.

  • Suge Knight is a very scary individual. I wouldn't want to cross his path.

  • What white people did to the Native Americans was not very fair.

  • I think Clint Eastwood is the best actor ever.

  • I'll take casual dress over casual sex any day of the week, thank you very much!

  • Mt. Rushmore is a really cool sculpture.

  • Although I've never really liked riding horses, I think the horse that threw off Christopher Reeve and paralyzed him should have been arrested.

  • Onions don't make me cry, but when I hear about people dying that does.

  • I'd pay good money to see Hall, but I'd never want to see Oates.

  • Punk rock was a little too rude for my taste.

  • Sprite is my kind of soda: lemon and lime. That's an unbeatable combination.

  • Grease 2 was not even close to being as good as the original Grease.

  • Telling lies is never okay. Unless it's to your boss.


  1. Another swing and another miss! Mikey continues to be the worst writer on this website and possibly the worst writer EVER.

  2. Mikey is great. I wasn't sure about his first article, but after seeing this I can say that, without a doubt, he is adequate. He is a reasonable addition to OYIT and a fair critic of society at large.

  3. i live week to week for mikey's articles. they make me LOL so hard.

  4. I found that enjoyable.

    And Mickey, stick your finger in the fizz... the disgusting chemicals/dirt on your fingers top the fizzing. Gross.

  5. I wonder if Katy still thinks Mikey is named Mickey. That would be odd since she asked him to write Hi Katy a couple weeks ago.