Life with Mikey [4-6-09]

By Mikey

The weather is really getting nice now. I've been washing my car three times a week just to get outside. The other four days I make my kids wash it so they don't spend all their time playing their video games. How much Wii Tennis does a kid need to play anyway? Haven't these kids ever heard of real tennis or badminton?

  • My wife made me some minestrone soup a few days ago. It was like eating the devil's vomit.

  • Subway or Quiznos? I say neither, just give me a hotdog.

  • Does anybody have more soul than John Popper?

  • I've never laughed as hard as when I was watching tonight's rerun of Everybody Loves Raymond.

  • Snoopy is my favorite Peanuts character. He's also the best writer in that comic strip.

  • Why would anybody ever drink 7-Up? It just doesn't make sense to me.

  • If I gave my kid a Slinky they'd cry because it wasn't a Super Mario Brother or something. Kids today don't get life's simple pleasures.

  • Wiffleball should be an Olympic event.

  • So Twitter is just Facebook status updates without all the great applications like Super Poke? I can't make sense of this and I've been trying to for at least two weeks.

  • Snoop Dogg might be a former gang member, but that doesn't keep me from enjoying his new talk show on MTV. I'd rather watch Snoop Dogg than Charlie Rose any day.

  • There are so many different kinds of pasta that sometime I just feel like screaming at the top of my lungs.

  • The last time I even considered doing a beer bong Ronald Reagan was still the president.

  • I have one son.

  • The most bizzare thing I've ever seen is those "Jackass" guys.

  • If you want to see a horrible impression, ask me to do my Ted Danson.


  1. Wiffleball? Mikey, you're out of your mind!

  2. "I've never laughed as hard as when I was watching tonight's rerun of Everybody Loves Raymond."

    why i oughta punch you in face!

  3. Mikey is always going on about Super Poke.

  4. hey mikey, do you have myspace? because i need new members for my sorority house.


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