Life with Mikey [5-18-09]

By Mikey

Because of my discussion last week of the Virtua Boy, I had to go out and get myself a Wii. It's not exactly like the Virtua Boy, because it's in color and isn't strapped to your face. I like Wii tennis more than I liked Virtua Boy tennis. I like both of them more than real tennis, too much running for me.


  • I get bored in traffic, but I'm not bored if I'm driving fast because then I watch things as they zoom by me.

  • What's with indoor smoking? It seems like it's being banned everywhere. I don't smoke personally, but isn't this an issue of personal freedom?

  • I'm glad Gary is writing for the website again but I still wish Bub would come back. I really just want this website to be full of great writers!

  • Without a doubt, grapefruits are the worst fruit. They're too acidic. I'd rather drink soymilk than grapefruit juice.

  • I was listening to the radio the other day and Collective Soul's "Shine" came on. Some songs don't age well but some do. Shine does.

  • Where in the world is Ricky Martin? He's a regular Carmen Sandiego with this disappearing act. We need to dance, Ricky!

  • I hate to use floss, but there's no avoiding it when I eat corn on the cob.

  • Hey A-rod, hit a homer for me.

  • I have never once done the Macarena and I don't see myself doing it any time soon.

  • I love a good corn maze, but I always get scared that I will never find my way out. Then I remember that I could just eat the corn and my worries melt away.

  • Andy Capp has good cheddar fries, but his comic strip stinks.

  • I will never be able to wrap my head around Cricket.

  • Remember the Snorks? Those guys were hilarious.

  • My children will never see Leave it to Beaver. I don't want them to get any ideas from that no good Eddie Haskel.

  • Howie Mandel can make deals all day long, but to me he'll be that guy who blows up rubber gloves on his head.

  • 5 comments:

    1. mikey, do you have something against soy milk?

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    2. have you ever had Ziggy toast? oh my god,it too is MUCH better than the comic strip. i could eat Ziggy toast for days but i can really only stand the comic strip once in a GREAT while!

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    3. I always figured you to be more of an "Andy Griffith Show" type of guy, Mikey.

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    4. LIES Mikey! You know damn well you hate the fact that I am writing for this website. You only want one great writer on this site and thats Mikey.

      ps maddie check your oyit email I found that Wife Swap episode in full and sent you the links.

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