Garfield Hates Mondays (But Garfield Sucks, So Mondays are Great!)

By Jake

Hello everybody, we're nearing the end of July and the thermometer is still barely tipping 80. Sure, it's nice right now, but what happens next month when it's 200 degrees every day? We'll die, is what will happen. So enjoy your last few fleeting moments of life before our skin boils off.



Yesterday I took a walk because I was going crazy sitting inside all day. On this walk I took pictures. Not that many pictures, but it was still something to do. This is a pictures of clouds, of course. Everybody knows what clouds are, right?


Move over Bonaroo, there's another festival that will be predominantly attended by white people. Probably even moreso. Yes, the Gathering of the Juggalos 2009 is nearing and it's taking place in Illinois (of all places). Unlike Bonaroo, you will not have to listen to a a dude talk about how awesome Phish is while tripping on psilocybin mushrooms. You'll have to listen to a dude talk about fucking fat women while he is sipping on Faygo. I'm not sure which is worse, but both could be personal hells for me. Here is an infomercial for the Gathering of the Juggalos.

I think that 14 minute ICP video is enough to warrant ending this post. I'll surely be back later this week for another "Good Morning" post, which is what we do here at OYIT. That and Mikey says some stupid stuff, Katy answers some questions and Maddie lists 20 things she'd rather do than other things. What more could you want?

13 comments:

  1. that picture looks fake! and who knew violent j was so poetic?!

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  2. That picture is real, I took it with a camera!

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  3. There was a story about how ICP was involved in a murder in the Quad Cities. Katy or Mary will need to tell the details to us.

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  4. I don't think the odds of either of them reading this are very good.

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  5. No no they will. I meant Katy Flatt and Mary Henander, not Katy Perry and Mary Magdalene.

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  6. I think Katy Perry might read this. You don't know her internet habits.

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  7. glenn knows who katy perry is?

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  8. "can it get any bigger and better? YES! IT CAN!"

    i love ICP. i am one of those misunderstood people they are talking about.

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  9. "I'm Violent J (Gary) and I'm back like a vertebrae"
    -violent j

    I'll tell you about the great QC Juggalo murder.
    Some Juggalos killed this 14 year old girl in a car in the taco bell parking lot on 23rd ave (or Ave of the Cities/ if you are Brad Ave of the Titties)

    I was working in Moline at the super 8 and the girl's mom was staying there because she lived in Texas. I had to tell all these reporters to fuck off as they kept trying to get me to forward their calls to her room and even pretending to be resturants..it was really absurd and disgusting

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  10. The Gathering of the Juggalos is a virtual whose-whose of people I could go my entire life without seeing preform or just seeing in general from the fans to the performers.

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  11. Unfortunately, you and I saw a handful of them in person in Clinton, Iowa.

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  12. today was one of the worst mondays i've ever had. this ICP infomercial made it worse because I didnt know something like that existed. i am surprised about all the "love" happening amongst all the angst and hate.

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  13. GUYS I JUST READ THIS! I'M READY TO TELL THE STORY.

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