Life With Mikey [7-27-09]

By Mikey

Things have been getting a little hectic around my house now that it's summer and my son is home all day. All he wants to do is watch TV, but my wife keeps encouraging him to go outside. I'm on his side, it's hot out there! Who wants to sweat?

I love all of ZZ Tops hits.

Men don't wear hats anymore like they did in the 40s. Nobody has class anymore.

I cannot stand touching a tennis ball. They're so fuzzy it makes me want to puke.

I'm glad kryptonite isn't real.

I can do 10 push-ups, 13 if I do them on my knees.

Tom Petty really rocks, don't you think?

Nobody does the Pony anymore. Honestly, I can't remember the last time somebody did the Twist. Probably during some kind of Twist competition.

Money doesn't grow on trees, but coconuts do.

Lightning will kill you, but my dog is only scared of thunder. Thunder has never hurt anybody.

There aren't any good rock and roll bands anymore.

I never cared that much for the Flintstones, but I was a fan of Flintstone Kids. I just like children, I guess.

The last time I went fishing the mosquitoes were going crazy on me. Maybe I should bathe more often.

I'd never wear a cologne with "toilet" in the name. I guess I'm just old fashioned.

Skee-lo used up his wishes before he could wish to have a long career.

I don't get Haggar the Horrible.


  1. mikey, just as a warning - don't say "i just like children, i guess," ON THE INTERNET FOR EVERYONE TO SEE.

  2. i did the twist just last night!

    i can do 15 pushups, 21 if on my knees. you must be extremely weak.

  3. I can do at least 35 pushups. I have never even tried to do any on my knees, and I never will.

  4. Mikey what are your feeling on Sony Animation's upcoming "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs" full feature movie?

  5. i'll tell you MY thoughts on that movie: I AM SO AGAINST IT. the animation doesn't even retain the general look of the original illustrations! why would i want to see that shi*!

  6. I'm not a fan of bad weather, but I am a fan of meatballs. I'd rather see Meatballs With a Chance of Spaghetti.

  7. I couldn't agree more about Tom Petty. Mary Jane's Last Dance was the most erotic song I had ever heard at the age of 11 and the most erotic song I would hear until this year when I saw this.


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