Life With Mikey [7-27-09]

By Mikey

Things have been getting a little hectic around my house now that it's summer and my son is home all day. All he wants to do is watch TV, but my wife keeps encouraging him to go outside. I'm on his side, it's hot out there! Who wants to sweat?


I love all of ZZ Tops hits.

Men don't wear hats anymore like they did in the 40s. Nobody has class anymore.

I cannot stand touching a tennis ball. They're so fuzzy it makes me want to puke.

I'm glad kryptonite isn't real.

I can do 10 push-ups, 13 if I do them on my knees.

Tom Petty really rocks, don't you think?

Nobody does the Pony anymore. Honestly, I can't remember the last time somebody did the Twist. Probably during some kind of Twist competition.

Money doesn't grow on trees, but coconuts do.

Lightning will kill you, but my dog is only scared of thunder. Thunder has never hurt anybody.

There aren't any good rock and roll bands anymore.

I never cared that much for the Flintstones, but I was a fan of Flintstone Kids. I just like children, I guess.

The last time I went fishing the mosquitoes were going crazy on me. Maybe I should bathe more often.

I'd never wear a cologne with "toilet" in the name. I guess I'm just old fashioned.

Skee-lo used up his wishes before he could wish to have a long career.

I don't get Haggar the Horrible.