Cheers and Jeers with Mikey [9/22/09]

By Mikey

As a man in his mid-30s people are always asking me my opinion on things. That's why I was asked to do this article, I guess.


  • Arby's Roastburger
    -At first I was against my favorite eatery adding new sandwiches to the menu. Then I remembered that they say variety is the spice of life. The best is dipping the Roastburger in the au jus. Just try it!!!

  • 30 Rock
    -The big winner at the Emmys. I don't really understand this show. It's like Frasier without the opera, drinking and the dog/dad dynamic.

  • G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra
    -I didn't watch the cartoon but I played with the toys. This movie was action-packed. I left the theater chanting "USA! USA!" but that can be said about most movies.

  • Donkey Kong
    -The hardest game I have ever played.

  • Oakleys
    -Best sunglasses I've ever had. They block the sun from your eyes like nobody's business.


  • Camping
    -Too many stupid bugs and who likes to sleep on rocks?

  • People who don't pick up after their dogs
    -If you know what I mean.

  • Subway
    -Why should I pay $7 for 12 inches of sandwich with three tomatoes on it? Outrageous.

  • Sarcasm
    -Give it a rest already, slackers.

  • Reality shows about ghosts
    -My wife likes these but they give me nightmares. I have to watch these with her so I can watch some of the Andy Griffith marathon.


  1. This is the dumbest thing I've ever read.

  2. And it's factually inaccurate. The entire premise behind Subway's cost conscious menu is that you get a footlong for $5. Every single fucking store has a sign on it saying footlongs for $5.

    But I'm totally with you on reality shows about ghosts.

  3. Yea! It's only $7 in Australia and it makes the jingle much less catchy.

  4. Leave it to Glenn to know everything possible about his favorite restaurant, Subway.

  5. He's not entirely wrong; it took me eight years to beat Donkey Kong. DAMN YOU MISLEADING CREDITS!

  6. i'm pretty afraid of the ghost shows myself. i watch them for an adrenaline rush.

  7. i cannot even begin to explain how shocked i am that mikey is only in his mid-thirties. i thought he was 47 at the YOUNGEST.


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