Cheers and Jeers with Mikey [9/22/09]

By Mikey

As a man in his mid-30s people are always asking me my opinion on things. That's why I was asked to do this article, I guess.


Cheers

  • Arby's Roastburger
    -At first I was against my favorite eatery adding new sandwiches to the menu. Then I remembered that they say variety is the spice of life. The best is dipping the Roastburger in the au jus. Just try it!!!

  • 30 Rock
    -The big winner at the Emmys. I don't really understand this show. It's like Frasier without the opera, drinking and the dog/dad dynamic.

  • G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra
    -I didn't watch the cartoon but I played with the toys. This movie was action-packed. I left the theater chanting "USA! USA!" but that can be said about most movies.

  • Donkey Kong
    -The hardest game I have ever played.

  • Oakleys
    -Best sunglasses I've ever had. They block the sun from your eyes like nobody's business.



    Jeers

  • Camping
    -Too many stupid bugs and who likes to sleep on rocks?

  • People who don't pick up after their dogs
    -If you know what I mean.

  • Subway
    -Why should I pay $7 for 12 inches of sandwich with three tomatoes on it? Outrageous.

  • Sarcasm
    -Give it a rest already, slackers.

  • Reality shows about ghosts
    -My wife likes these but they give me nightmares. I have to watch these with her so I can watch some of the Andy Griffith marathon.


7 comments:

  1. This is the dumbest thing I've ever read.

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  2. And it's factually inaccurate. The entire premise behind Subway's cost conscious menu is that you get a footlong for $5. Every single fucking store has a sign on it saying footlongs for $5.

    But I'm totally with you on reality shows about ghosts.

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  3. Yea! It's only $7 in Australia and it makes the jingle much less catchy.

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  4. Leave it to Glenn to know everything possible about his favorite restaurant, Subway.

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  5. He's not entirely wrong; it took me eight years to beat Donkey Kong. DAMN YOU MISLEADING CREDITS!

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  6. i'm pretty afraid of the ghost shows myself. i watch them for an adrenaline rush.

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  7. i cannot even begin to explain how shocked i am that mikey is only in his mid-thirties. i thought he was 47 at the YOUNGEST.

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