Life With Mikey [9-21-09]

By Mikey

I went to a friend's house for the Emmys last night. He had Long Island iced tea. I didn't realize that it had alcohol in it at first. I did once they were doing the Reality Show awards (my favorite category) and I saw two Neil Patrick Harrises. I realized it again when my wife was driving us home and I vomited on the window thinking it was rolled down.


Monopoly is the worst game I have ever played.

A hamburger with American cheese is great and makes me feel like a patriot.

Whatever happened to the Gin Blossoms?

Does anybody know what the kids are up to these days? I have absolutely no clue. Probably doing drugs or something.

Honey Nut Cheerios are better than regular Cheerios, but they're still awful.

You don't see a lot of people wearing sun visors anymore.

I love fishing, but I never saw the movie Gone Fishing because a stunt man died during the filming. I find that sort of thing creepy, no matter how funny Danny Glover may be.

Why would Garfield hate Mondays? He's a cat!

Willow was an awful movie and I usually love anything starring Val Kilmer.

A pizza party is the best kind of party possible.

What's so silly about silly putty? Being able to copy comics is not silly.

A pie fight is an unnecessarily violent way of wasting pies.

Who would wax their car when there's all this rain coming?

Who cares if I eat with my hands? I wash them, so leave me alone.

Hootie and the Blowfish had some good songs and are a great live band.