Life With Mikey [12-21-09]

By Mikey 

I was driving to work on Friday and decided to get some Hardee's for breakfast. I get the classic bacon, egg and cheese biscuit which melts in your mouth (you still have to chew it, though). I could eat about 30 of those things if I wasn't so afraid of being judged. Instead I just ordered four.



I haven't watched a football game in over seven years. I'm just not that interested I guess.

Guess Who is a good game, but it makes you too aware of the way people look.

I don't play slots. If I put a quarter into a machine I better get a gumball.

Subway is the worst restaurant.

Why does everybody hate cleaning windows so much?

Salad? Get real, buddy!

I do not own an umbrella.

I would like to drive a monster truck just one time. Not on the street or anything, but I would like to crush a car.

Toblerone sounds like something too fancy for me to eat, even if it is just a chocolate bar.

You don't see a lot of cars exploding in movies anymore. It's all about spaceships these days.

I wonder where I can buy fake vomit?

Dogs have it made.

I wonder what The 'Noid is up to these days.

Do you think the Charleston in Charleston Chew is the same as the Charleston in the dance?

I wish I could pull of a doo-rag.

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6 comments:

  1. Mikey the only way you can pull a dew rag off is when you dress up in black face for Halloween.

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  2. I like your new logo, but your opinions on salad are far too controversial for my liking.

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  3. DOGS HAVE MADE IT?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

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  4. Mikey, I'm going to go through every one of your posts and list every inconsistency since your onset. Be prepared.

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