Kanye West Tweets During Important Moments in History


By Bryan

The Assassination of John F. Kennedy

kanyewest Kanye West
Man it's hot as SHIT in Dallas!!
2 hours ago

kanyewest Kanye West
Can't wait to see JFizzle again, and the lovely miss Jackie! She is the QUEEN of fashion!!!
2 hours ago

kanyewest Kanye West
http://twitpic.com/2xhg07 peep that hat!! HAH AND THOSE SHADES DAAAAAAAMN!
2 hours ago

kanyewest Kanye West
Sometimes I wonder, what if I were the president? Would I change the world around me, or would I just let it change me?
2 hours ago

kaneywest Kanye West
I mean, would I just get caught up in all the drama? Or would I make a real difference in American's lives?
2 hours ago

kanyewest Kanye West
What about you? If you were president, would you keep it an oval office? Or maybe flip it up with some different shapes? I've been really diggin triangles lately.
1 hour ago

kaneywest Kanye West
Favorite triangle? SCALENE. Hah! Bet you thought I was gonna say isosceles! What's yours?
1 hour ago

kanyewest Kanye West
ah shit here comes the motorcade! You'd think the prez could do better than a lincoln though, SHEESH
1 hour ago

kanyewest Kanye West
sometimes I dream I'm in a huge motorcade, driving down streets filled with onlookers, everybody wavin at me and looking
1 hour ago

kanyewest Kanye West
then suddenly my mind's camera pulls back and reveals its actually my funeral procession, and all these people are there happy to see me dead
1 hour ago

kanyewest Kanye West
I wake up covered in tears and sweat, and I can't get back to sleep for hours
57 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
oh well, better than when I was a kid and I woke up covered in something else LOL!!!!!!
52 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
I just flew into Dallas... boy are my arms tired! #jokesiwillnottellJFK
41 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
sometimes I regret not getting into politics... then I realize that my art is the true politics of the people. my message travels the globe instantaneously. Can't beat that, shittttt....
35 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
plus like any of these haters would ever elect me to anything LOLOLOLOL
30 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
last time I heard john-john speak he was spitting strait fire all over castro, hope he reps that shit again here, CAN'T WAIT!!!
24 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
HOLY SHIT SOMEONE IS STRATE UP SHOOTIN THIS PLACE UP!!!!!
20 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
REAL TALK JACK JUST HAD HIS HEAD BLOWN RIGHT THE FUCK OFFF HOLLLLLY SHIIT!!!
19 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
dude i am just sitting here shaking oh shit oh shit oh shit
18 minutes

kanyewest Kanye West
what does this mean? how could someone do that? i don't even know what to think, what to feel. not lyin, not gonna front, crying right here, right now.
15 minutes ago



kanyewest Kanye West
prayers are with john and jackie. beauty like that should never die.
12 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
oh shit remember that dream I told you about? Now that shit is REALLLLL eerie!!!
9 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
seriously I just gave myself chills! what do you think it all means?
7 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
def never gonna forget this day. sad sad day in America.
4 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
too somber up in here. Everyone tweet at me your fave triangle!
2 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
Ahhhhh man all you fuckin haters with your equilateral bullshit! get that shit OUTTTTTAAAA HERE!
1 minute ago

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5 comments:

  1. This is the most amazing thing that has happened to me, to Twitter, and to America, since the Industrial Revolution. I'm glad you're back Bryan.

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  2. But what happens when Kanye tweets DURING the Industrial Revolution???

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  3. This was really great. I like articles where even the concept is funny. The Kanye/JFK/Twitter bird picture is hilarious.

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  4. Kanye and his pal Tweetie are gonna have many more adventures. Hopefully all with banners.

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  5. this is so funny, bryan. thank you

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