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Kanye West Tweets During Mundane Moments in History


By Bryan 

Kanye West Tweets During Mundane Moments in History: Friends Episode S2E7: "The One Where Ross Finds Out"

kanyewest Kanye West
daaaaaaamn I love Friends!!!!! Seriously, just wanted to get that one out of the way RIGHT NOW
30 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
ya know I was thinkin Chandler was gettin a little heavy but I didn't wanna say nothing
28 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
Sometimes I feel like Phoebe, just bustin out with shit without thinkin LOL!
27 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
can you imagine Phoebe on twitter??? LOL!!!! that shit would be so NUTS! LOL!
26 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
man if you won't do five situps for boobs somethin seriously wrong wit you. Come to my place monica, pull out those titties and I'll show you some situps LOL!!!!
24 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
that last tweet just proved what I said earlier: I'm just like Phoebe!!!!
22 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
What "Friend" are you like? I'm kinda Phoebe, kinda Chandler, kinda Joey, and kinda... Rachel??? hell yeah!
20 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
man, Ross and Rachel are strait up star crossed lovers. It'd be so perfect, but it just can't work for some reason
19 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
ever had that happen in your life? where you know it'd be perfect with someone, but timing is always screwed up, or something like that? I know it's kinda been my story
17 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
most of 808s & HB dealt with alot of that. life just doesn't work out sometimes. What'd John Lennon say? "Life is what happens when ur busy makin other plans" DAAAAAMN RIGHT
15 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
c'mon Rachel be cool! Can't let Ross see you crackin up like that! be strong girl!!!!!
14 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
man Rachel is fucking this date UP! If I was this dude I woulda strait up LEFT! don't care how hot a bitch is that shit don't fly
12 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
ah shit rachel no no noooooooooo! DON'T DRUNK DIAL!!!!!!! AHHHH SHIT I CAN'T WATCH SOMEONE TWEET ME WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!!!
10 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
ahhhhhh I had to watch that was CRAZY!!! WHAT has Rachel done????
9 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
alot of times I think about how certain people have to with opening up to other people, and then I think about how I do a lot of that with my raps
8 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
its a luxury not many people are afforded. then again, my whole life is a luxury not many people can afford!!! LOL!!!
6 minutes ago

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OH SHIT NOT IN FRONT OF HER STOP HIM RACHEL!!!!!!
5 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
"when were you under me?" DAMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4 minutes ago

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NO ROSS DON'T LEAVE FUCK WHY CAN"T THIS EVER WORK????
3 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
"There was never a good time." awwwwww c'mon Ross, I smell some, what's that, BULLLLLLLLLSHIT!
2 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
God dammit Ross, this shit is killlllllling me! and Rachel too, LOL
2 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
HOLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 minute ago

kanyewest Kanye West
yo seriously i'm fucking in tears right now, TRUE LOVE EXISTS YA'LL!
1 minute ago

kanyewest Kanye West
I WOULD FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF COURTNEY COX!!!! just sayin LOL! ah shit there's another Phoebe moment!!! #phoebemoment GET IT TRENDIN!
1 minute ago

Kanye West Tweets From Important Moments in the Future: Kanye Joins the Hundred Year Starship Initiative

By Bryan
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lookin back now, it was pretty hype to go to mars, but I probably shoulda reconsidered the whole "can't come back" thing
30 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
I mean this has been an experience like nothing else, and i've been honored by the opportunity, but the past 30 years or so have been pretty lonely
26 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
i mean shiiiiitttttt dude can only jerk off so much ya know??? lol!
24 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
j/k i can jerk off A LOT!!!! LOOOOLLLLLL!!!!
20 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
rly tho i miss earth
18 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
i mean thinking about it earth is this lonely planet out in the universe, maybe the only one with life on it, no other planet can rly kno how earth feels
15 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
meanwhile I'm here on mars, all alone, only brother in space. hah, gotta tell @KidCudi he ain't got no idea about the REAL man on the moon lol
13 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
srsly tho this is fuckin lonely as FUCK
10 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
I mean I dunno even kno why i'm tweeting not like this goes anywhere, ain't no internet up here on fuckin MARS!!!!
8 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
man, I could tweet anything. I LOVE DICKS!!!!! LOL!!!!!
5 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
nawwww, j/k, i still love girls, just ain't seen one in like 15 years or so
4 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
man i'm gonna die alone up here this SUXXXXXXX!!!!
3 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
oh well least I got my space squid! love my space squid, he's so fucking dope!!!
2 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
srsly i've fucked my space squid like 8 times now #itsadifficultprocess
1 minute ago



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Kanye West Tweets During Important Moments in History: The French Student Protests

by Bryan


The French Student Protests of May 1968

@kanyewest
Kanye West
how's that song go? "I love paris in the springtime...." HELL YEAH! thinkin' about hittin the sorbone today
2 hours ago

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Kanye West
seen a lot of ads and posters (even graffiti!!) mentioning "de Gaulle". This is why I love Paris, they hot brands hot before I even hear about them!
2 hours ago

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Kanye West
lotta people in the streets today. we got a street concert or sumthin goin on? tweet me back if you kno
2 hours ago

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Kanye West
man wish I knew French everybody's got these signs! maybe I shoulda stayed in school huh? not been the College Dropout? Hah, no way man!!! somebody had to make Jesus Walks!
2 hours ago

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Kanye West
speakin of, what's your favorite line off the college dropout? tweet me back!
2 hours ago

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Kanye West
damn, lotta people APPARENTLY don't know which songs are on dropout and which are on late registration. hint: Gold Digger is Late Registration LOL!!!!
2 hours ago

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Kanye West
so I found someone who spoke english and he said the students are striking or something. the dropout at a student strike? HAH, COUNT ME IN!!!!
1 hour ago

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Kanye West
sometimes I DO think about goin back to school, and thinkin if that woulda made my mom happy. but I feel like how I shine now is way more than I could ever do in those institutions
1 hour ago

@kanyewest
Kanye West
I mean what do I really need to learn from them at this point? what good is a eurocentric education to someone who's message and reach is global?
1 hour ago

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Kanye West
plus, no way I'm waking up for 8am classes again LOLOL
1 hour ago

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Kanye West
ahhhhh shit some of these signs are english and they HOTTTTTTT! peep this, "The future will only contain what we put into it now." DAAMMMN! MOST DEF!!!!
1 hour ago

@kanyewest
Kanye West
yall tell me what you think of this one: "Abolish copyrights: sound structures belong to everyone." dunno know how I feel about that
1 hour ago

@kanyewest
Kanye West
I mean does art really belong to everyone? can I not OWN what I make with my own hands? what if I take the sound structures and turn them on they head?
1 hour ago

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Kanye West
when I was comin up I'd take soul beats and speed em up and make em my own. I guess if the original artists wouldn't of let me do that I'd have been, well, FUCKED, LOL!
1 hour ago

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Kanye West
but I could and that kinda changed everything for me and alotta people. so does me changin them up make them mine? if I paint a mustache on the mona lisa do I get to keep it?
1 hour ago

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Kanye West
hey I'm in Paris maybe I should try doin that and see what happens? J/K HAHA!
1 hour ago

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Kanye West
things gettin kinda hectic around here! people throwin rocks and shit, cops gettin upset. I gotta take cover somewhere, only black dude in france def gonna be a target LOLLLL!
55 minutes ago

@kanyewest
Kanye West
nother sign: "All power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely." where have I heard somethin like that b4 hmmmmmmmmm ;-)
51 minutes ago

@kanyewest
Kanye West
honestly I was really tryin to say sumthin with Power, not just about how Power can corrupt sumbody but how much of a burden it can be too
48 minutes ago

@kanyewest
Kanye West
like ever since I dropped College Dropout (and even the beats on Blueprint 1) my life's been KUH-RAY-ZEEEEE
45 minutes ago

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Kanye West
sumtimes I just feel like maybe I shouldn't be allowed to do the things I do, to say the things I say. wonderin why I get this freedom that most people don't have.
41 minutes ago

@kanyewest
Kanye West
I mean think about it. What can't I do? just about nuthin. Well, cept maybe paint a mustache on the Mona Lisa LOL!!!
37 minutes ago

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Kanye West
seriously tho sumtimes I really do think about givin it all up. just hidin away somewhere, livin a regular life. the hell would I do all day tho?
35 minutes ago

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Kanye West
then I think well maybe I need this spotlight, maybe I need this attention on me. I mean, shit when the last time I didn't have it? don't even know how I'd feel.
32 minutes ago

@kanyewest
Kanye West
ah well, either way they'd always be twitter right? tweet me yo day jobs, let me pick one to have in my "regular life"!!
30 minutes ago

@kanyewest
Kanye West
think I found it! "porno shop clerk" I think I'd be pretty good at that, I could give plenty of personal recommendations LOL!!!!!
25 minutes ago

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Kanye West
ooooh this one's just MEAN: "Be cruel." sometimes I think that's my life motto, especially tryin to kill everyone on these tracks SHIIIT!!!!
21 minutes ago

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Kanye West
aiiight, so I got this rock. and there's this cop with his back turned. Twitter, lemme know: to throw or not to throw?
19 minutes ago

@kanyewest
Kanye West
welp, twitter has spoken. sorry mr. officer!
15 minutes ago

@kanyewest
Kanye West
DAAAAAAMN that thing just bounced off his head!! ah shittt he's mad as hell now! HA!!!! fuck tha police comin straight out the undaground!!!!
14 minutes ago

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Kanye West
yo what's your favorite NWA song? so many classics!!!
13 minutes ago

@kanyewest
Kanye West
sorry, "quiet on tha set" is not a valid choice LOL!!!
11 minutes ago

@kanyewest
Kanye West
uh oh just realized I misspelled Sorbonne earlier OH WELL! #itsaprocess
9 minutes ago

@kanyewest
Kanye West
"Under the Paving Stones, the Beach!" remindin me I need to get to the riveria HAH!
6 minutes ago

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Kanye West
lotta ppl here talkin bout possessions and how it changes every1, and all I can think about is how much success has changed everything around me
5 minutes ago

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Kanye West
I wouldn't wanna change anything but sometimes I wonder if I really need all I got? I need 100 watches, 20 cars, houses all over the place?
3 minutes ago

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Kanye West
HELL YES I DO LOL!!!!!!
2 minutes ago

@kanyewest
Kanye West
maybe I'll head over to the luve and buy that mona lisa so I can paint a mustache on it, whaddya think???
1 minute ago

@kanyewest
Kanye West
sorry, Lourve! LOL! #itsaprocess
40 seconds ago

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Kanye West Tweets During Important Moments in History


By Bryan

The Assassination of John F. Kennedy

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Man it's hot as SHIT in Dallas!!
2 hours ago

kanyewest Kanye West
Can't wait to see JFizzle again, and the lovely miss Jackie! She is the QUEEN of fashion!!!
2 hours ago

kanyewest Kanye West
http://twitpic.com/2xhg07 peep that hat!! HAH AND THOSE SHADES DAAAAAAAMN!
2 hours ago

kanyewest Kanye West
Sometimes I wonder, what if I were the president? Would I change the world around me, or would I just let it change me?
2 hours ago

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I mean, would I just get caught up in all the drama? Or would I make a real difference in American's lives?
2 hours ago

kanyewest Kanye West
What about you? If you were president, would you keep it an oval office? Or maybe flip it up with some different shapes? I've been really diggin triangles lately.
1 hour ago

kaneywest Kanye West
Favorite triangle? SCALENE. Hah! Bet you thought I was gonna say isosceles! What's yours?
1 hour ago

kanyewest Kanye West
ah shit here comes the motorcade! You'd think the prez could do better than a lincoln though, SHEESH
1 hour ago

kanyewest Kanye West
sometimes I dream I'm in a huge motorcade, driving down streets filled with onlookers, everybody wavin at me and looking
1 hour ago

kanyewest Kanye West
then suddenly my mind's camera pulls back and reveals its actually my funeral procession, and all these people are there happy to see me dead
1 hour ago

kanyewest Kanye West
I wake up covered in tears and sweat, and I can't get back to sleep for hours
57 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
oh well, better than when I was a kid and I woke up covered in something else LOL!!!!!!
52 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
I just flew into Dallas... boy are my arms tired! #jokesiwillnottellJFK
41 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
sometimes I regret not getting into politics... then I realize that my art is the true politics of the people. my message travels the globe instantaneously. Can't beat that, shittttt....
35 minutes ago

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plus like any of these haters would ever elect me to anything LOLOLOLOL
30 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
last time I heard john-john speak he was spitting strait fire all over castro, hope he reps that shit again here, CAN'T WAIT!!!
24 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
HOLY SHIT SOMEONE IS STRATE UP SHOOTIN THIS PLACE UP!!!!!
20 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
REAL TALK JACK JUST HAD HIS HEAD BLOWN RIGHT THE FUCK OFFF HOLLLLLY SHIIT!!!
19 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
dude i am just sitting here shaking oh shit oh shit oh shit
18 minutes

kanyewest Kanye West
what does this mean? how could someone do that? i don't even know what to think, what to feel. not lyin, not gonna front, crying right here, right now.
15 minutes ago



kanyewest Kanye West
prayers are with john and jackie. beauty like that should never die.
12 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
oh shit remember that dream I told you about? Now that shit is REALLLLL eerie!!!
9 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
seriously I just gave myself chills! what do you think it all means?
7 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
def never gonna forget this day. sad sad day in America.
4 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
too somber up in here. Everyone tweet at me your fave triangle!
2 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West
Ahhhhh man all you fuckin haters with your equilateral bullshit! get that shit OUTTTTTAAAA HERE!
1 minute ago

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