Kanye West Tweets From Important Moments in the Future: Kanye Joins the Hundred Year Starship Initiative

By Bryan

(note: The Hundred Year Starship Initiative)

kanyewest Kanye West

lookin back now, it was pretty hype to go to mars, but I probably shoulda reconsidered the whole "can't come back" thing

30 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West

I mean this has been an experience like nothing else, and i've been honored by the opportunity, but the past 30 years or so have been pretty lonely

26 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West

i mean shiiiiitttttt dude can only jerk off so much ya know??? lol!

24 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West

j/k i can jerk off A LOT!!!! LOOOOLLLLLL!!!!

20 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West

rly tho i miss earth

18 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West

i mean thinking about it earth is this lonely planet out in the universe, maybe the only one with life on it, no other planet can rly kno how earth feels

15 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West

meanwhile I'm here on mars, all alone, only brother in space. hah, gotta tell @KidCudi he ain't got no idea about the REAL man on the moon lol

13 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West

srsly tho this is fuckin lonely as FUCK

10 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West

I mean I dunno even kno why i'm tweeting not like this goes anywhere, ain't no internet up here on fuckin MARS!!!!

8 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West

man, I could tweet anything. I LOVE DICKS!!!!! LOL!!!!!

5 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West

nawwww, j/k, i still love girls, just ain't seen one in like 15 years or so

4 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West

man i'm gonna die alone up here this SUXXXXXXX!!!!

3 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West

oh well least I got my space squid! love my space squid, he's so fucking dope!!!

2 minutes ago

kanyewest Kanye West

srsly i've fucked my space squid like 8 times now #itsadifficultprocess

1 minute ago

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