Yogi Bear 2 is coming.
Troubled actor Jeff Conaway has died. Are you surprised?
Gil-Scott Heron died. His funeral was not televised (I know this was a bad joke, but it is also true).
Snooki crashed into a cop car, injuring some Italian police officers. Snooki sucks, right?
Yeah, there’s already a “Hangover 3” in the works. Apparently, they have hired the writer of “Scary Movie 3” and “Scary Movie 4” to write it. Enjoy that, you cads.
Sarah Silverman is working on a new comedy show pilot script. “The Sarah Silverman Program” is a really great and funny show and you are a stupid “Hangover 3” fan if you don’t watch it.
Mark Paul Gosselaar has officially divorced his wife. Let the fucking commence.
For Glenn: “Burn Notice” has slated a guest appearance from Bush front-man Gavin Rossdale. 90s music nostalgics begin your swoon.
Movies Out Today
X-Men: First Class - Folks, your prayers have been answered: there is a pre-boot of the X-Men. This movie is everything you love about the X-Men except Wolverine! Who doesn’t want to see a Wolverine-less X-Men movie? And no other money-making movies are released this week--welcome to summer! Can X-Men beat the blockbusting Hangover 2 or will it be another Punisher: War Journal? Who gives a fuck, honestly? A ridiculous amount of superhero movies have been released and, sure, they’re usually fun, but how about pouring the millions of dollars into some quality films? Ha, yeah right. I’m not seeing this shit after the terrible X-Men 3.
The Hangover 2 destroyed at the box office. It made over $100 million in 5 days. It was critically panned, which is surprising to me. Bridesmaids continues to make a good amount of money every week since its release! I still haven’t seen it, but it’s pretty cool that another comedy made $16 million the same week another comedy made $105 million! Maybe these Hollywood bastards can make some more decent comedies now.