Life with Mikey #104

By Mikey

I walk into door frames all the time.

In books people are always eating cheese.

I only eat hotdogs when I go camping.

There used to be a lot more cartoons about gorillas when I was a kid.

I always tell my wife to buy some Gushers, but she never does.

Who would feed lasagna to a cat?  The cat would get sick!

Ranger Smith is a loser.

My wife gets so mad when I put cider on my cereal instead of milk.  Why does she even care?

The fellows in the UFC all have terrible haircuts.

There's no such thing as werewolves, so why should I care about full moons?


  1. What books are people eating fucking cheese!?

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  3. You need to serve your wife a gushers and cider cereal, and then she will change her mind.

  4. You've never read a book besides Tuesdays With Morrie, asshole!