Untertainment Weakly (1-6-12)

By Jake

Russell Brand and Katy Perry are getting a divorce.

Alan Taylor (“Game of Thrones”) has been hired to direct “Thor 2.”

Looks like the “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” reboot is dead, thankfully.

Another “Paranormal Activity” film?  You know it.  And you thought normal activity was prolific.

“Horrible Bosses 2?”  More like horrible idea, the fourth in this article so far!

Kristen Wiig and Annie Mumolo say they aren’t that interested in making a sequel to “Bridesmaids,” but Universal is still interested and might make it without them.  Good idea, jerks!

Zooey Deschanel has filed for divorce!

Martha Stewart’s daytime TV show has been canceled!  You will have to shamefully masturbate to porno during the daytime now!

I don’t know exactly why this is happening, but Michelle Obama is going to star on an episode of iCarly.

The Fox Network has canceled the results show of “So You Think You Can Dance,” nobody can win.

Movies Out This Weekend
The Devil Inside - A movie about devils.  Not the kind of devils you normally encounter on your road trips through Kansas, but the kind that live inside you and tell you, and people like you, to murder your family.  I’m not sure if this movie is about professional wrestler/professional murderer Chris Benoit, but I would that it is.

Once Upon A Time in Anatolia - This is some sort of Russian movie that I’m not even sure is playing in American theaters, let alone actually exists.  The title makes it seem like it is a movie about fairy tales.  I don’t remember any fairy tales being set in Anatolia; maybe “The Three Little Pigs” was.  Take your kids to see this one, they’ll love it.

Other Thoughts
Still making my way through “King of the Hill” on Netflix and am enjoying it.  Currently watching season 10.  I have no idea what to watch next.  Suggestions are welcomed.


  1. Going to plural marry Katy Perry AND Zooey Deschanel. Then plural divorce them.


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