I'd take the smell of leaves burning over coffee every time.
My favorite breakfast: all you can eat hotcakes.
Why isn't Sinbad in more movies? The guy is a great actor.
Mr. T is a pretty excitable guy.
Yogi the Bear is smarter than the average bear, but the average bear is still pretty dumb, so who cares?
Cowboys should quit smoking cigarettes.
A band like The Cranberries only comes along once every 15 years.
Who needs 20 cars? That's just too darn many.
I have never slipped while wearing slippers.
I have watched "Dog: The Bounty Hunter," and it's about a man, not a dog. Talk about false advertising.
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How would a dog be a bounty hunter? Dogs don't even use money!
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ReplyDeleteThe average bear is still a lot smarter than YOU, dumbass!!!
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