Nicole Kidman has signed on to play Grace Kelly in the upcoming biopic “Grace of Monaco.”
Tim Burton is planning on making a stop-motion “Night of the Living Dead” remake. He can eat my ass.
“General Hospital” has been renewed.
Fox will re-air the pilot of “Married...With Children” to celebrate its 25th anniversary.
“Game of Thrones” got renewed for a third season.
Fox has renewed “Glee,” “Raising Hope” and “The New Girl.”
NBC is looking at ways to “reboot” “The Office,” which would mix new characters in with the characters we all currently love, like the guy in the background who never speaks.
Seth MacFarlane’s “Flintstones” reboot is on hold. Really, that’s too bad. How will I know if it is a living or not?
Jaleel White denies abuse claims, says, “I did not do that.”
Matthew Perry Watch
Matty, stay out of the sun! You are too tanned, bro. Could you BE anymore tan?
A Quick Plea for You to Watch NBC’s “Best Friends Forever”
This is a really great show starring Lennon Parham and Jessica St. Clair. They write the show by improvising into a tape recorder. The show has a different type of humor than your standard sitcom and might take more than one episode to get into, but I really enjoy it. I know this show is going to get canceled so enjoy it while it’s around.
Movies Out This Weekend
The Three Stooges - When patrons walk into the theater to see this film, they should be met with a firing squad instead of this abhorrent film. The people who pay to see this film should be immediately put to death. They are part of the problem, not part of the solution. The solution is to exterminate the moviegoers who will plunk down $30 for a ticket to this trash. America will never heal while they are still around.
Lockout - It seems a little too soon to make a movie about the NBA lockout, but always starved for an unoriginal idea, Hollywood couldn’t help but leap on this one. Will this movie be a slam dunk or a brick? Will the movie spell out “H-O-R-S-E” or will it only get to the ‘R’ and lose to its opponent?
Movies I Watched This Week
2 Fast 2 Furious 7.5/10Drunken Angel 9/10
Fast & Furious 7.5/10
Tower Heist 6/10
Fast Five 8/10
The Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift 7.5/10
Drive Angry 5.5/10
Song of the Week