Adam Sandler is producing a remake of Mark Harmon’s smash hit “Summer School.”
David Letterman and Craig Fergusen have been renewed through 2014.
Neil Patrick Harris will host the Tony’s!
The creator of “Two and a Half Men” thinks there are too many women on TV now. I think there’s two and a half men too many on TV.
Amanda Bynes was arrested for a DUI at 3:00 AM Friday morning. Free Amanda Bynes!
Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels are returning for a “Dumb & Dumber” sequel. How did they get Jeff Daniels to agree?
Adam Sandler won 10 Razzies! Congrats Adam, you truly deserved it!
“Captain America 2” is confirmed for April 2014. Good thing none of us will live long enough to see it.
There are rumors that Kristen Wiig, Jason Sudeikis and Andy Samberg are leaving after this season of “Saturday Night” is finished.
Taylor Lautner has joined “Grown Ups 2.”
A reboot of the motherfucking “Mummy”? I make a lot of jokes about reboots and remakes, but this is just completely fucked up. Fuck you! Fuck everybody.
“Community” creator, Dan Harmon, and Chevy Chase are embroiled in a feud, which hopefully will not lead to Chevy leaving the show.
Matthew Perry Watch
Here’s a picture of Matty P. filming his new pilot “Go On.”
Movies Out This Weekend
Titanic 3D - If you see this movie then you are a waste of the resources that it takes to keep you alive. You are bottom-feeding scum and you deserve to feel death’s icy caress.
American Reunion - Remember when there was a movie about a guy who fucks a pie? This is the third direct sequel to that film. There are two unofficial sequels entitled “American Pie Presents: Band Camp” and “American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile.” You might be wondering which of these films has a higher IMDB rating--they are both rated at a 4.9. I would recommend seeing this rehash before you see either of those. Seriously, don’t see this movie. What’s the point? Read a book or smack around your useless penis/vagina.
Movies I Watched This Week
Pickup on South Street 6/10
An Education 8/10
The Fast and the Furious 6.5/10
Monster House 6.5/10
Smiley Face 9.5/10
The Future 7/10
Song of the Week