Special shout out to the hottest Spiderman costume this year:
Do vampires piss?
— jakefm (@jakefm) October 16, 2012
— jakefm (@jakefm) October 13, 2012
i want to swallow your hair while it's attached to your scalp and then i want you to pull it out & i want to murder your clit with my tongue
— ryan woodsmall (@rwoodsmall) October 15, 2012
“hi I am calling to see if you have bottle service in your reserved area” “sir this is a Hardee’s in 1992. What year are you calling from?”
— glenn (@glenn_ebooks) October 14, 2012
Romney just said gun violence was “solemn gift from Xenu to all Mormon citizens of the United States.” Unbelievable!
— glenn (@glenn_ebooks) October 17, 2012
Jesus CHRIST, Mitt! “I don’t think you’re just some dumb house n****a like my friend over here” to 1st African American w/ debate question??
— a love-shy teen (@bryanrh) October 17, 2012
"Mr. President: as a fan of wrestling, I was both excited & disgusted by the Hulk Hogan sex tape. Have you seen it & do you think it's rad?"
— ryan woodsmall (@rwoodsmall) October 17, 2012