Untertainment Weakly (10-26-12)

By Jake

Arnold Schwarzenegger will be returning to the role of “Conan the Barbarian,” this time portraying him as a man dying of deflated roid muscles.

Ryan Gosling has mercifully decided not to star in a remake of “Logan’s Run.”

Taylor Swift sold a million copies of her new record.  It is actually pretty good.

“Elementary,” “Arrow” and “Vegas” have received full season orders.

“Paranormal Activity 5” is happening.  Get ready for more watching people sleep.

Louis C.K. is hosting the November 3rd episode of “SNL.”

There is probably going to be a “Family Circus” movie.  It just got screenwriters.  Sounds like a great fucking idea!

Matthew Perry Watch
Jennifer Aniston is no longer close “Friends” with Matthew Perry.  She has turned down numerous pleas to guest star on “Go On.”  Hang in there, Matty!

Movies I Watched in the Last Month
Spring Breakdown 5/10 Parker Posey, Rachel Dratch and Amy Poehler play a trio of mid-30 dorks that go to spring break to keep tabs on a senators daughter and cut loose.  Sometimes funny, mostly not.

Tweets of the Week

Song of the Week


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