Showing posts with label hurricane katrina. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hurricane katrina. Show all posts

Good Morning Hurricanes!

By Stephen 

This week marks the 5th anniversary of Hurricane Katrina. For the families and friends of those who were affected by the tragedy (or by the federal government's grossly fumbled response) this is a time of remembrance and deservedly bitter reflection. But for the conservative racists of America, Hurricane Katrina forever laid bare the savage, depraved nature of an impoverished minority, fomenting and entrenching that deep-seeded prejudice against blacks that festers within so much of our white-bread citizenry. Despicable. Yet, in the wake of Katrina, New Orleans was rife with looters and some crazy shit DID go down in the Superdome. Like this:

"And the cats shall lay down with the dogs..."

Like in the fucking Book of Revelations! Even more terrifyingly prophetic was this:

An actual photo from the Superdome.

That's right - a cat found the one white baby in the whole dome and LAID with it. God's judgment? Nope! According to the ASPCA and many Saints fans, these kinds of things were happening in the Superdome long before it became home to Katrina refugees.

Today's Weather Forecast

Thankfully for Bermuda, Hurricane Danielle (above) has been downgraded from a hurricane to a Category I storm. But Bermudans aren't off the hook. A Category I storm may not incite apocalyptic wonders like a hurricane, but things will get very, very wet and looters will still be shot on sight.

Today's Anti-Hero

Roland J. Bourgeois, Jr. "The Bernie Goetz of New Orleans"

In the wake of Katrina, this man stood at the end of his block with a shotgun and told his neighbors that "Anything darker than a paper bag coming up this street is getting shot." And sure enough, he shot three black men coming up his street. He's just now going to trial for these hate-crimes and, despite his innocent plea, ought to be convicted and sent to prison. Just goes to show that racially-motivated vigilantism is never OK. (Other forms of vigilantism however, such as in the Death Wish saga, are acceptable.)

Music Video of the Day

Here's the famed Fred Coscia, co-host of the Staten Island Comedy Show, performing the song "Hurricane" - which may or may not be related to Hurricane Katrina. Have a great day!

Good Morning Looters

By Keelin 

Good morning looters. What a banner month you all are having! Between that L.A. McDonald's you guys raided after the Lakers won some game and all the Iraqi antiquities you've managed to dig up, this may be a career peak.

And that's not even including that Urban Outfitters you hit in Toronto during the G20 this weekend. I hope you got some tight pants while you were there. They may not have the black market value of say, ancient Sumerian vessels, but they will get you instant access to any bar in Williamsburg.

Today's Looting Weather



The best time to loot is under the darkest cover of night, preferably when it's overcast and smoggy and the moon is waning. Coincidentally, this is also the best time to come out of hiding if you're a werewolf.

Today's Looting Fact



The first instance of looting is recorded in the Bible when, after a tense Greco-Roman wrestling match, villagers supporting the losing party stole three goats and spray painted "Ezekiel sucks!" on several mud houses. These scofflaws were later stoned for their crimes. The goats were never recovered. It is believed that God smote them.

Today's Looting Prediction



Looting will continue to grow as a global phenomenon until it becomes an Olympic sport in 2042. It will be discontinued in 2046 after the looters ransack the medals and uniforms of South Korea's curling team. Looters will still be considered more honorable athletes than Lance Armstrong.