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good morning guys skool is out which means one thing.... i get to stay home alone all day while mom is at work. daddy h8s that she works but idc cos it means i get to eat all of the ice pops in the fridge 0:-) omg sooooo good
neway im soooo bored . i already watched every bieber and edward vid on utube. computers are borin i wish my keyboard looked like this:
i got a bike ok gr8 news. i finally got a bike. here's a pic of me riding it LOL just kidding r u stupid that is a puppy sitting on something idk what it is .kinda looks like a car kinda looks like a bike. neway i don't rele have a pic of me on my bike cos my friend tara broke my cam after i said she had love handles . lol what? she's kinda chubby i wasnt goin 2 lie 2 her. that's what daddy says the president is good at. soooo neway now i can ride to the pool and to my friends houses. yesterday i went to beccas and we spent like idk 2 hrs reading her mommys magazines. i liked it cos it told me which color lipstick i should buy for my skin tone and wat positions boys like during s-x. the only s-x position i know is oral LOL
cool vid ok is this a dream. miley + taylor = pure heaven. this is prolly my favorite song and they are sooooooo beautiful
ok i g2g those ice pops arent gonna eat themselves lol
ok soooooo i was at my friend beths house and we were looking at utube videos (i always go to beths house to watch utube vids bc she has a computer in her room instead of in the living room where mine is and i always get yelled at for watching bieber videos lol i know soooooo annoying) when she showed me the best thing ever omg i am not lying 2 u
maybe i should start by saying that i hope u dont think i am a poser. i havent read the twilight books bc i just dont like reading v much. i got the first one on books on tape at the library but i got bored listening to the voices cos they are NOT the voices from the movie ...i can tell the difference this is NOT the real edward. but i have seen both movies at least like idk maybe 5 times which is a lot cos i usually dont get to watch movies unless its my moms workout videos bc she makes me do aerobics with her cos im big boned
if u havent guessed by now let me tell u what i saw.......the eclipse trailer... from the twilight movies. plz watch it right now i promise u will not regret it
ok first thing i hear is edward the vampires sexy voice and the first thing i see is this: sooooo cute. the next shot kinda the same: ok let me explain.....the reason i like these shots so much is bc they remind me of one of my all time favorite pics: next we get the idiot blonde i dont care about saying something. idk and idc. then we get something rele important. bella and edward in a bed. yes in a bed i am not joking: with this next pic i feel like i have died and gone to heaven. if i was in a bed w/ edward i would do a lot of the things i read about in my older sis's cosmogirl magazine hehehe 0:-) then a bunch of boring stuff happens like bellas daddy saying stuff to her idk i wasnt rele listening. then....wait for it its the WOLF!!!!! jacob who i h8 but he does have a nice body. when i saw this i thought to myself, "ummm why do i care what hes saying? just show me his chest" LOL. jacob tells bella he loves her. i dont rele believe him cos once this guy in mrs. minors class told me he loved me but i found out l8r he just wanted me to touch his penis ummmm gross no thank u. i would only do that for edward heh :-P
this shot says "IT ALL BEGINS WITH A CHOICE," which i know my daddy says when he talks about abortion cos i know he is against choice lol does that mean hes team edward?? lol i hope so cos daddy is always right. at least that what he says to mommy omg then the screen turns black . not going 2 lie i got a lil scared then that dumb red headed b*tch comes back omg h8 her sooooo much. look at her flying through the sky what is she a bird? LOL next they say some more stuff blah blah blah lol......then it hit me like my daddy does when i act out : a pic of jacob with his shirt off okkkkkkkk lol pics like this make it kinda hard to be team edward
then when the 1 min and 30 secs (secs or sexs??? LOL) of pure heaven are over i see this: which kind of reminded me of this bumper sticker daddy has on his car:
